28 similarities between IT and Prostitution !

Here are 28 striking similarities between the IT industry and prostitution...Don't forget to +1/share if you agree (Jus4LaFs..)  ..  ..then again don't share , just comment.. :P ;)

1. They fukc the hell out of you but pay you just as well...They screw you.. and they screw your mind..
2. They target the youth because of their youth
3. you might get a chance to go abroad if you performance is good enough
4. As in both cases,  The gurus and big shot consumers are primarily in US and Europe.
5. South Asia is in huge demand but not because of quality of goods delivered but cheap labour :P
6. Client always exploit you.. but then u need to run your bread and butter so... o well..
7. Clients often come up with weird and painful demands..
8. Some clients are good.. Others nearly evil..
9. Clients often have no idea what they want..
10. Clients are sometimes sure they want something but change their mind right in the middle of the assignment
11. Clients appreciation increases your base value :P
12. Clients come back if they found you good enough..
13. You get free cab service... for which the client pays..
14. You charge per hour  ..
15. When you are a fresher (fresh in the industry), everyone shows interest in you and you don't even have to be talented enough.. but as you get experience...  the list of employers go low ...
16. there are various methodologies followed..( such as waterfall modal  or analogous to it, the kamasutra)
17. Your parents are under the impression that you are doing some heavy well paying job that may change the course of universe.. but only u know  all that is som classic bull -$#!+
18. After nearly 10 years of constant screwing.. u r in such a bad shape..that u can't b banged anymore..so you get promoted ...now u regulate how to hire fresh talent to be screwed  ..
19. Your workplace is most probably an AC room in some state-of-the-art architectural building..or may be its just a pigeon hole, depending on how well reputed, efficient and astute your consultants are at getting business
20. you get to see a lot of good looking hunks and chicks..
21. your personal life bites dust..u dont end up in any serious relationships , if at all.. !
22. You desperately want to get out at times..
23. The whole workplace is ful of biches ..
24. You keep hearing about cases of depression , alcohol and suicide
25. Hollywood/Bollywood sometimes makes documentaries on how miserable your life is..
26. Some do it out of their own wish, Others do it for making quick bucks
27. There are entire areas  of some cities dedicated just to your industry..
28. Both deal with 'soft'ware.

Before some of you start attacking me about your doubts on my profession, I am a normal IT guy... No , I dont always work so hard and NO ! I am not a whore... But This, I think is an educated guess on how it is sometimes...